update...update...

hahaha....ktawa lg....
update smua yg perlu d update termasuk otk skali..hehe..
sbnrnya ak nak update blog tp lum ada idea nak update...
klu kwn ak tu 'eisya' dah hbs dah dia update..
sampai2 ngan ak skali dia update kt dlm blog dia...
hehe.....
ngan gmbr2 skali dia pose..haha...ak x sangka popular gak ak ni...haha..
thanks ya eisya....hahaha...
nnt ak taru ko dlm blog ak....
ko tguuu ya....
time skrg ni mls lg ak ni...
nt dah hbs study x lma lg ak tulis ttg kta...hahaha...
klu wt novel leh jd kaya ada duit extra kta mo g vacation...
ak, ko ngn jass...hahaha...

pagi yang blurrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

semalam aku ckp bgn pg2 sok ak nak cont. wat Pi...
huhu...tp bgn pg duk dpn laptop otak tak gerak...jamm plak..
x idea nak taip pa....lg tgl bpa mgu lg nak hntr dah...by next week ak mesti dah hntr...
dah janji ngn supervisor....
ak mesti siapkan..yes!ak bleh...hehe..
wlupun pyh tp gagahkan dengan senyuman....hahaha....

images

your fingertips across my skin..

Why?

why?
am i the one who is stupid?
i hate myself....

My Personality...

this is my personality...
what's yours?....find it yourself....

cerita hujan...

hujan...


hujan...


hujan...


hujan...


cukuplah tu...dah 4 kali ak sebut..dah memang hujan dah pun...
lum allahyarham Sudirman yg nyanyi lg tu..Eh!salah...dah meninggal tak leh nyanyi..
tukar ayat..lum ak nyanyi lagu dia lg..

Hmm....
seperti yg dihajatkan oleh kwn ak yg rendah...maka hujan pun turunlah pada malam ini bersamaan 10 Ogos 2009 sejak sudah ntah bpa lma tak hujan..
Tp..ni hujan yg dibuat oleh sebab EL NINO hujan tak turun2 maka ni lah slh satu alternatif kerajaan...
mmg patut pun..supaya tak rakyat kering terutama kt SARAWAK ni termasuk ak lah..:)
hepi lah sgt2 kwn ak...hehe..ak pun sma..ni yg ak nak cita ni..
pas dah hjn dia trus kol mak di kegirangan..hehe...
kwn ak mmg camtu..everything that happen to her she will report to her mother..
Well...hubungan yg akrab...hehe...
sbnrnya...ak blurr nak taip keja..tgh nak taip..tp stop jap..tp stopnya bkn jap...
lmanya punya stop..hehe...
stakat ni... tu je lah ak nak cita..tak suka nak taip pnjg2...
cau cin ci...

the portrait of me and my Friends.....

ehemmm..ehemmm...:)
actually i don't want to pose any pictures that shows me and my friends but
i want to introduce my friends to whom that read my blog..
ha...ni ak nak bcita lah skit..
ak tak bmnt nak pose2 gmbr ni..tp ak nak org tau sapa geng yg slalu ak hang around kt UNIMAS...hehe...
so, ku rsa ak ada gmbr yg plg sesuai..
byk2 gmbr ak rsa that only 1 picture are suit...
haha...ni lah 2 jns kwn yg ak cita hr tu tinggi dan rendah..
ni gmbr di ambil dlm thn 2 ak kt UNIMAS..
klu kwn ak yg rendah tu nmpk mesti dia tkjt...bkn tkjt coz ak pun pose gmbr yg sma ngn dia..
tp ak dah naikkan publisiti dia...hehe...

kawan atau friends...

dalam cita ni..ak nak cita psl kwn ak..
tp bkn smua kwn ak..
klu nak cita smua tak hbs smpi bla..
ak nak cita psl kwn ak kt kampus je..tp bkn smua kwn ak kt kampus..
ak nak cita psl 2 org kwn ak yg slalu ak hang around..
hehe..
ada 2 jns kwn yg slslu hang around ngan ak kt kampus..
1 tinggi and 1 lg rendah cm ak..tp dia rendah lg lah...skitt... jelah...
nak knl sapa 2 org tu?
ha...ak nak upload gmbr tp ak mls nak tunjuk sapa orgnya nnt publisiti dorang naik pla..
ak yg wt cita ale2 dorang yg top..hehe..
tp kwn ak yg jns rendah tu ada upload gmbr ak and kwn ak..mmm..
blur eh ayt ak!
mksd ak gmbr kmi bertigalah ak and dua org kwn ak 2 skali..
hehe...maybe next timelah ak upload..
nnt kwn ak tkjt mcm pnh nmpk je gmbr tp kt mana eh?
hehe...
character dua org kwn ak ni berlainan skit dr ak...
ak?ak mls nak cita psl ak..sbbnya ..ak tak ska sgt bcita ttg ak..ada part2 yg x best dlm personal life ak..but others ok...im still happy to be part of my life...
mcm panjag lebar plak lah ak bcita ni..ni psl kwn ak lah ni..ak dah terjangkit nak taip cita cm dia..tp dia bleh jd reporter dalam khdupan yg akan dtg..hehe...
nak kongsi skit...hehe...klu kwn ak bca ni mesti dia nak tmuntah blk pa yg dah dia telan..ak ska quote dlm cita "TWILIGHT" part Edward for the first time introduce diri dia kt Bella..
dia ckp camni lbh kuranglah yg ku hafal..hehe..
"Hello!sorry didn't get the chance to introduce my self last week..im Edward cullen, you're Bella..
ak tak leh lpa jln cita dia..
so touching n romances..

blur..

blurr sekejap...
ak pun tak tau mo wtpa...
ni site malay yg bru ak cipta memandangkan ak slalu wt cita2 gna BI je...
so ku t'igt kwn ak p jmpa lecturer dia..then, lecturer dia ckp camni.."can you use BM standard please"..hehe...
klu dia tau ak cita kt blog ni mesti dia ngamuk gila...gila pun tak ngamuk cam dia..
pastu dia plak wt cita kutuk ak blk...ish2 x adil tull..
tp ak pun tak gna BM standard dlm blog ak ni..ak mixed kan jga bhs tu..hahaha..
coz ak bkn bljr 1 bhs je...
pa lg nak cita eh..
ak ni mls nak taip..ak ska ckp pa yg ku pkr n straight to the point je...
tp....ak ska bckp..hehe..
ha...ku rsa kwn ak 2 dah wt cita psl "HAZE" lah plak kt dlm blog dia...
hehe...bla dia bca blog ak ni..nnt dia tkjut ak ckp mlayu dah...but only in this site je...
ak ska gna BI wlu BI ak tak seterrer mat n minah salleh yg ak pnh knl kt luar ngara 2...hehe...
mlalut jap..
well...ak nak improve BI ak..so ak pun leh g lvl international....
best gak 2...
ak tgh wt keja ak td tp ak terganggu jap oleh persekitaran yg wt ak curious.
jerebu yg m'jd2 lah..
ish2...nsblah Borneo jiran ngan Indon 2...
so wt phm je lah klu kna tempias...
hm...nak cont. wt keja nnt tak siap...
kwn ak 2 rjn sgt2 bleh bjaga smpi ke pg tp ak ni mmg jns tdo mlm yg nikmat..coz ak tak pndai jd burung hantu cam dia..hehe...
biar dia jeles klu ak tdo...
cau cin ci...

something to think about...

Women have lower incomes than men. In 2003, the average annual pre-tax income of women aged 15 and over from all sources was 24,400, just 62% the figure for men.

Women are much more likely than men to work part-time. In 2004, 27% (over two million) of the total female workforce were part-time employees, compared with just 11% of employed men. Women currently account for about seven in 10 of all part-time employees.

Women’s median income in 2001 census reports $17,122 compared to $29,276 for men.

Women continue to be among the poorest of the poor in Canada. They make up a disproportionate share of the population with low incomes, 2.4 million in 2001 compared to 1.9 million men.

Women represent 51% of all victims of violent crime reported to a sample of police forces. In 2004, women were charged with committing 17% of all crime in Canada.

In 2003, 38% of all families headed by lone-parent mothers had income which fell below after-tax-low-income-cut-off’s, compared to just 13% of male lone parent families.

have you ever felt..

have you ever felt love at the first sight..
if you ever have the experience..
you know how it feel..
its feel stronger than love you ever crush on..
its feel pain when its hurt you..
its hurt a lot of pain..
like you feel lost for a moment in your life..
your heart likes gonna explode when its leave you..
all your body like stop..
the darkest likes gonna end your life...
if you ever felt its...
took care of it...
don't ever let it goes...
appreciate the moment you crush on it
and the moment you ever share it with the person
you ever felt love at the first sight...

Edward & Bella

Edward & Bella love romance..

the Cullen's family

The vampire's family
good Vampires..
strong family..

which character are you?

I'm Bella...:))

In Theaters:

September 2011

"You shouldn’t be able to do any of this. You shouldn’t be so… so rational. You shouldn’t be able to stand here discussing this with me calmly and coolly. And, much more than any of that, you should not have been able to break off mid-hunt with the scent of human blood in the air. Even mature vampires have difficulty with that – we’re always careful of where we hunt so as not to put ourselves in the path of temptation. Bella, you’re behaving like you’re decades rather than days old."


-Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 21, p.420

In Theaters:

June 30, 2010

"You see, Jacob, you might leave her someday. Like Sam and Emily, you wouldn’t have a choice. I would always be waiting in the wings, hoping for that to happen."

-Edward Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 22, p.502

Hot...

1st pic
things that i like about him was..
his golden eyes and his crooked smile..
2nd pic
nice together..

book

art perspectives

life..

how my life's gonna end...
everybody want a beautiful life in their life
same as me...
i want a happy life with a happy ending..
just like a fairy tale..
just like a movie..
just like a novel..
do we deserve to get an happy life?
do i deserve what i want in my life?
i'm thinking all again and again..
but i trust my self that god will give me one day..
so that i keep patient waiting for the day come..

Cars...

my dreaming cars..
really?:)
want to buy this cars?
call this no: 0123456789

just joking..

Semasa handak tidur, seorang isteri berkata kepada suaminya.

Isteri : Abang nak tau tak ?
Suami : Apa dia?
Isteri : Perempuan ni lebih kurang macam radio.
Suami : Radio?.... Macam mana tu?
Isteri : Mulut ni jadi speaker.
Suami : Lagi...
Isteri : Buah dada kiri ni kiri sebagai tuner. buah dada kanan ni pulak
sebagai volume...
Suami : Aaa... ah? Boleh abang cuba on kan radio ni tak?
Isteri : Boleh saja.... kan radio ni abang punye....
Suami : (Terus menyentuh buah dada kanan isterinya) Tak ada bunyi pun...
Isteri : Nak bunyi macamana... Abang belum cucuk "plug" nya lagi....
Suami : Laaaaaaa.......

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Title: Re: lawak ngantuk
Post by: yeopKP61 on April 29, 2008, 09:47:43 PM
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IstilahHardware: barang keras
Software: barang lembut
Joystick: batang bahagia
Plug and Play: cucuk dan main
Port: lubang
Server: pelayan
Client: pelanggan

Contoh
"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

"Translated"
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan mempergunakan batang bahagia jenis keras atau lembut. Batang bahagia itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan."

believe it or not...

Do you believe This?
I do believe...

new moon

can't wait to see this..
im excited now than before..
what a brand of heroin..
touching scenes..
argh...gonna die...

new moon

sometime...

sometime my life feel pain...
sometime i feel that im lone...
sometime i can go on by myself
but sometime i need someone to hold on..
i miss my own self..
i miss my self..
i miss my truly self..
but its change already..
could it be same as before...
why just i can let my self try..
was it im the one who not let myself give a try..

Beautiful life of mine

Best moment in my life

*To fall in love.

*To laugh until it hurts my stomach.

* To find mails by the thousands when i return from a vacation.

* To go for a vacation to some pretty place.

* To listen to my favorite song in the radio.

* To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.

* To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm.

* To clear my last exam.

* To receive a call from someone, i don’t see a lot, but I want to.

* To find money in a pant that i haven't used since last year .

* To laugh at myself looking at mirror, making faces.:)))

* Calls at midnight that last for hours.:))

* To laugh without a reason.

* To accidentally hear somebody say something good about me.

* To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.

* To hear a song that makes me remember a special person.

* To be part of a team.

* To watch the sunset from the hill top.

* To make new friends.

* To feel butterflies! in the stomach every time that i see that person.

* To pass time with my best friends.

* To see people that i like, feeling happy.

* To use a sweater of the person that i like and find that it still smells of their perfume

* See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed.

* To take an evening walk along the beach.

* To have somebody tell me that he loves me.

* To laugh .......laugh........and laugh ...... remembering stupid things done with stupid friends








....

coke...
urgh.....1 of my favorite drinks..
i can't control my self...
its like a drug to me...
but not "that" what i means...
just can't stand of it..
everywhere i go i must have it...
if only i don't have the mood to drinkk..
i can't force my self..
but mostly i prefer COKE...
COKE FOR LIFE...Ops! FOR DRINK>>>;)

cats...

you know pets?
i don't have pet..
but i do like cat..
so...........much............
i love cats a lot...

cats...

you know pets?
i don't have pet..
but i do like cat..
so...........much............
i love cats a lot...

one word..

One word frees us all from the weight and pain of life...
That word is love.
A day without love is a day without life
Love is a fruit in season at all times,
and within reach of every hand.

Albert Einstein

“You cannot solve the problem
with the same kind of thinking that has created the problem"

my love...

Shakespeare Love Sonnet 18

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimmed.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest,
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

If tomorrow never comes..

If tomorrow never comes

If I knew it would be the last time that I’d see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the lord, your soul to keep.
If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more.
If I knew it would be the last time I’d hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would videotape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day.
If I knew it would be the last time I could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say “I love you”, instead of assuming you would know I do.
If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day,
Well I’m sure you’ll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away.
For surely there’s always tomorrow to make up for an oversight,
And we always get a second chance to make everything right.
There will always be another day to say our “I love you’s”,
And certainly there’s another chance to say our “anything I can do’s?”
But just in case I might be wrong, and today is all I get, I’d like to say
How much I love you and I hope we never forget,
Tomorrow is not a promise to anyone, young or old alike,
And today may be the last chance you get to hold your loved one tight.
So if you’re waiting for tomorrow, why not do it today?
For it tomorrow never comes, you’ll surely regret the day,
That you didn’t take that extra time for a smile, a hug, or a kiss
And you were too busy to grant someone, what turned out to be their one last wish.
So hold your loved ones close today, whisper in their ear,
Tell them how much you loved them and that you’ll always hold them dear,
Take time to say “I’m sorry”, “please forgive me”, “thank you” or “its okay”
And if tomorrow never comes, you’ll have no regrets about today.

twilight kiliing me..........

i love twilight so much...the hero make me wanna scream..
i wish that i could meet with him...
you wanna know who he is?
watch it "TWILIGHT'
i can't wait to see new moon...

in my laughter theres grief....
with sad eyes do i smile...

WORLD TODAY

SAVE pALESTINE...FREE pALESTINE..
WHY THERES NO JUSTICE..
WHY THERES SO MANY WARS..
WHY JEWS AGAINST mUSLIMS..
WHY THERES SO MANY WHY?

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